It's ScuttleButton Time!

Please forgive me for the cruel, April Fool's ScuttleButton, which ultimately was deliberately unsolvable. This week's puzzle is on the up and up.

Source: http://www.npr.org/blogs/politicaljunkie/2013/04/19/177785571/its-scuttlebutton-time?ft=1&f=1014

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